- 9 November, 2006 -

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver". Babe Ruth I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. H.L.Mencke When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! George Bernard Shaw Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin A Panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves." Mao JOIN THE ARROW PUBLICAN PARTY The Arrow Neighbourhood Pub Group is an association of Publicans operating indivudually-owned businesses. We are currently seeking individuals with a desire to own their own pub. For further information about investing with the Group call us at (866) 272-4006 Toll Free or (519) 836-3948; or email arrownpg@sentex.net.

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